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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Weird Fortune Cookies

Who makes the fortunes in fortune cookies? Some of them really suck. I got a fortune that said "Buy the red car". What red car? That's the stupidest fortune I've ever gotten. I know it probably means something else but it still sucks.


So I found a few fortunes online that were a little more ridiculous.









Well that's cheap.







Hahaha! That's probably the best one.


















Why is cookie in parentheses?


























I seriously think that I could write fortunes that are ten times better than any of these.


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