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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dora The Explora



How old is Dora? She looks like she's about 5 years old. And where are her parents? They just let her go wherever she wants. If I wanted to go climb star mountain or go through spooky forest, my parents would be like "No. You're not going!" And you can't forget her monkey friend that talks and wears red boots. I give Dora props, because Swiper the fox is always trying to steal from her. I wish I could go on adventures like Dora...

Weird Fortune Cookies

Who makes the fortunes in fortune cookies? Some of them really suck. I got a fortune that said "Buy the red car". What red car? That's the stupidest fortune I've ever gotten. I know it probably means something else but it still sucks.


So I found a few fortunes online that were a little more ridiculous.









Well that's cheap.







Hahaha! That's probably the best one.


















Why is cookie in parentheses?


























I seriously think that I could write fortunes that are ten times better than any of these.


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

A Baby To Remember?



So this is my first post... I don't really have much to say right now, but here's this cool baby.